once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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