The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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