he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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