why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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