I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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