I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
third nipple confirmed
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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