I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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