Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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