We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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