I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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