He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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