Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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