actually, I'm a sock model
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You made out with two different species that night
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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