im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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