your room smells of hookers.
And success
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize