In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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