After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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