i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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