Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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