Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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