Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I pour the whiskey from now on
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