I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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