I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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