Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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