Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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