You work out of a Hotel?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if only i could text you this smell
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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