Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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