OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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