She is in my trunk
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
