Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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