I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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