her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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