It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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