he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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