At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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