i just wanna soil my oats bro
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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