is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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