I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
