First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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