I wish you could order shots online.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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