I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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