I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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