is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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