I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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