508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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