Me too!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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