He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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