I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
