Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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