Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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