You can't motorboat a personality
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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