so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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