Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
please don't ironically join a cult
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