Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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