I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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