I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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