absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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