apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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